21
Apr
What?
They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dancing and strength.
We both know your latin blood makes that impossible.
14
Apr
“You are a sweet smelling flower in my garden of love.” -via Jezebel
Rico Rodriguez brunching with MSNBC’s Courtney Hazlett
31
Mar
If you don’t sweat, you’re not doing it right.
30
Mar
-Not if they see you first!
-Kinda missed with that one, kid.
29
Mar
There’s a line, Jay.
Which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet. Zing!
Jay, is that Venus? Because I can smell the clouds of pure sulphuric acid from here. Slam!
28
Mar
Shotgun, sucka!
27
Mar
You stink! And not just at astronomy. Blammo!
26
Mar
Shotgun, sucka!
25
Mar
Spin around cupcake, let’s see the caboose.
